Monday, September 29, 2014

Release Day: As Done by Gilmore Girls GIF's


Above is what waking up that first morning on release day feels like because mostly I just want to hide back under the covers and pretend it's not happening to me.



Then there is the inevitable shock of seeing my lovely tome online--with people buying it.



I watch them. I watch them like a hawk. Sometimes the rankings don't move so much, all of the panic ensues.



Ah, the inevitable lunch meltdown where I realize I can't promo anymore or I'll stop making sense and start vibrating so quick I'll pop through time and space due to too much caffeine. This is a bad time.


It's around this time that I convince myself that readers LOVE my book. They have to love it. Right...Right? A nice land of delusion blankets me in sweet warmth and song. This is a place where George R.R. Martin characters don't die.




I have given up, I have fought the battle, I hope I have won. But mostly, I wrote a book. It's out there. There's no going back now.



As you may or may not know, today is the release day of Ex-Retreat, my first contemporary femdom erotic romance full length book! Getting this book out was a feat much like climbing Mount Everest which is why I'm currently holed up in my office playing Disney music as I type this and planning to color later, because, well, I have reasons. If you're interested in picking up my fun little book it's only 99 cents for a limited time at all retailers and here's the jist, in case you wanted a refresher:

Warning: This book contains a geeky, secretly insecure but overly cocky handy-man with a penchant for pleasing, a dominatrix in training who’s on the rebound, and enough smut to strip a couple layers off your soul. Plus there’s mac n’ cheese with a smattering of self-actualization for good measure.

After Chloe Barrons’ fiancé cheats on her via webcam, she begrudgingly accepts her Type-A mother’s offer of a spur of the moment luxury spa weekend. But things don’t play out quite from point A to point B when she arrives drunk and disoriented on the front porch of a deserted North Carolina beach house. From the very start she’s caught off guard by Noah Knightly, a sinfully sexy, self-proclaimed commitment-phobe who’s a handyman for his sister’s relationship rehabilitation center—a rehab where Chloe is the sole guest during off-season.

But faced with temptation, to stay guarded she’ll have to call the shots.

Noah shouldn’t have taken Chloe’s reservation. But in need of a second pair of hands to fix up the beach house, he throws all his sister’s rules out the window. Soon he worries that maybe he’s bitten off more than he can chew: each day Chloe cracks more of his cocky façade bringing down his guards to reveal a stuttering geek who has a hidden will to please her in any way possible.

With no way to ignore her pain, Noah sets himself up as a guniea pig to prove to Chloe that not all men are created equal—in or out of the bedroom. As Chloe comes into her own through every sexual session, Noah needs to decide if he’s man enough to accept the one thing he never thought he wanted—love.
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Friday, September 26, 2014

And You Get An ARC, And You Get An Arc...


Until midnight tonight you'll be able to signup for an ARC (Advanced Reader Copy) of my new femdom release Ex-Retreat which will be officially released on September 29th. What does that mean? It means you can read and review my book for free for the price of nothing before anyone else if you fill out this handy-dandy form. I will send you an e-book format of your choice and you have until the end of October to review my new release. 

Otherwise, you'll be able to pick Ex-Retreat up for the limited time price of .99 cents when it officially comes out to all etailers including Amazon, B&N, Kobo, etc. Choices, choices. Either way, I think it's a pretty good deal, but I'm biased.

Have a kickass day,
Elise

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Ex-Retreat Cover Reveal

Today is the day, sound the trumpets, ready the glitter canons, and run amok because my latest book will be out in the world September 29th! My latest self-pub release, Ex-Retreat will finally be making it's debut and here's a little more information to celebrate:


This is my lovely cover, it's so well done. Some of my friends are also making the rounds with it because they rock and they love me: Kerry Adrienne, Bronwyn Green, J.A. Howell! Thanks so much ladies! Below is my blurb and those signed up for my newsletter will be getting the first three chapters of my femdom naughtiness for free before the book comes out! As well as a chance to win several free copies.

Blurb:
Warning: This book contains a geeky, secretly insecure but overly cocky handy-man with a penchant for pleasing, a dominatrix in training who’s on the rebound, and enough smut to strip a couple layers off your soul. Plus there’s mac n’ cheese with a smattering of self-actualization for good measure.

After Chloe Barrons’ fiancé cheats on her via webcam, she begrudgingly accepts her Type-A mother’s offer of a spur of the moment luxury spa weekend. But things don’t play out quite from point A to point B when she arrives drunk and disoriented on the front porch of a deserted North Carolina beach house. From the very start she’s caught off guard by Noah Knightly, a sinfully sexy, self-proclaimed commitment-phobe who’s a handyman for his sister’s relationship rehabilitation center—a rehab where Chloe is the sole guest during off-season.

But faced with temptation, to stay guarded she’ll have to call the shots.

Noah shouldn’t have taken Chloe’s reservation. But in need of a second pair of hands to fix up the beach house, he throws all his sister’s rules out the window. Soon he worries that maybe he’s bitten off more than he can chew: each day Chloe cracks more of his cocky façade bringing down his guards to reveal a stuttering geek who has a hidden will to please her in any way possible.


With no way to ignore her pain, Noah sets himself up as a guniea pig to prove to Chloe that not all men are created equal—in or out of the bedroom. As Chloe comes into her own through every sexual session, Noah needs to decide if he’s man enough to accept the one thing he never thought he wanted—love.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Summer May Be Over, But That's No Excuse...

Not to snag a copy of Summer Loving, an erotica anthology with 20 stories of sexual give and take while all proceeds go to Sommer Marsden who's husband is currently battling pancreatic cancer. Right now our little anthology is climbing the Amazon charts at #22 in Anthologies and it would thrill me if we got the word out more and pushed that baby high, high, higher!

I will also have a cover reveal soon for my contemporary erotic romance, Ex-Retreat, which I will be self-publishing in the near future. An excerpt from Ex-Retreat was published for the Snog for Sommer Blogtour and I will have a longer excerpt posted by the end of the month.

Ooo. I'm so excited for this book, guys and dolls! It's one of my all time favorites with a cocky geek hero with a stutter who gets taken down a peg by an unsure heroine who's finding herself one dominating order at a time. If you hadn't guessed, Ex-Retreat is fem-dom and takes place in Nags Head, North Carolina at a relationship rehab center at a beach house during the off season.

I'll keep you posted, have a kickass day,

Elise

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Summer is Over, But it's Still Hot Here


Welcome ladies and gents to a post celebrating an amazing, caring, and fantastic writer,  Sommer Marsden, someone who I've considered both a friend and a mentor throughout my erotica and erotic romance career. I had the pleasure of being a part of an anthology that benefits Sommer's family while her husband goes through chemo for pancreatic cancer, Summer Loving, and now I get to share, share, share a smoking hot snog for this blog tour.

So here's a snippet from my contemporary erotic romance Ex-Retreat, which I will be self-publishing before the end of 2014, and please check out the other blogs on the hop with sexy scenes HERE. There's also an opportunity to donate directly to Sommer's family on the blog tour home page, obviously not required, but would be appreciated. Onward!

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With an invigorating deep breath, she popped up from her chair, and snagged his forearm in an iron grip. Slightly drunk and completely sloppy with her thoughts, Chloes fingers tightened around his smooth forearm. Beneath her grip his muscles tensed. His eyes widened. Before she could take back her mistakehe probably didnt want to be touched after their near miss of a kisshe yanked her down into his lap.
Cripes!She tumbled to the side, half angled on and off his jean clad lap with both of her hands resting on his chest.
Against her palms his heart catapulted beneath his muscles. As if someone had pressed pause, they lingered, his gaze half-lidded. His arms moved to curl her up closer into his body. Adrenaline twisted to the toes of her feet. Her stomach nearly bottomed out as awareness twitched through her nerve endings. The fantasy of his skin beneath her fingers became her sole focus as the rest of the world dropped away.
Were there still complications? Always. But as her measured breaths brought in more oxygen to her lungs, she didnt find herself getting any smarter.
What are you…” Almost touching lips. A small dividebut one she wasnt willing to breach again.
Their noses almost touched. A random image of Noah giving her an eskimo kiss flitted through her mind and she smiled while trying to measure his quiet, closed off silence. When his hand shifted up her spine and into her hair she gasped, taking in a quick drag of his citrus scent.
Though her mind fed her questions, her mouth refused to work. She wouldnt start itbut she couldnt stop him. Not with his body heat flaring up through his jeans and their limbs snug together like theyd always belonged intertwined.
Either way, when his lips tightened and resolve slipped over her. Chloe got ready to spring from his lap, tuck tail, and run to the phone to call a cab. Men only got one chance at rejection. There was no amount of groveling that would open her heart once shed closed it. His thumb slipped across the side of her jaw. A shaky caress that left her throat tight and aching. This wasmore. So much more.
The last thing Chloe expected was for Noah to separate the last inch between them. From the tip of her toes she was poised to bolt. But he didnt move so much as a muscle. He nodded once as if waiting for permission. Before he took the last inch between them and smashed it into oblivion by taking her mouth quick enough she didnt have time to draw breath.
An instant moan leapt from her lips. He matched the strokes of his thumb to the ease of his tongue along her bottom lip. She opened to him like shed been longing to do for longer than she cared to admit. His whole body vibrated. Engulfed by his strength and anchored by his gentle slow, exploratory touch, she was lost to it all in a tide of contrasts.
The soothing murmur of waves became a dull ringing in her ears. She kissed him, matching the slow, steady thrust of his tongue while her hands explored the firm planes of his chest and shoulders. Noah groaned low in his mouth, nibbling on her bottom lip. Beneath the back of her upper thigh she sensed his cockhard and oh, so promising.  His hand smoothed into her hair, tilting her head back for a deeper kiss. She wasawakened.
I shouldntbut I couldntI cant get enough of you,he whispered against her lips.
How could her body be so tight and yet she remained mellow at her core? God, itd been so long since she gave herself license to explore! Explore anyone. Explore herself and what she was feeling. If shed stayed too long on any one aspect of her relationship she might have been confronted with the horrible truth that she hadnt been happy in a long time.
But wrapped in his firm embrace with the will being kissed out of hershe was bliss incarnate.
He made a low, maddening noise in the back of his throat and his hips lifted against her ass. It was a feat that she managed to stay still. Her mind was screaming for her to react and grind back down on him while the rest of her loved the aching tease winding through her limbs. Noahs lips eased away only a fraction and her eyes slit open to catch him watching her with a humbled, easy grin.
As his hand dropped away from her head she curled back into the touch. For the moment, unafraid to meet him stride for stride in their weird little ditty of a romance dance. Noahs pleased noise only encouraged her as she bent forward and kissed his cheek. When was the last time shed used so shy a move? Not even in second grade had she displayed any kind of wariness toward boys.
As her nipples hardened, a blush made her cheeks burn.
Why didnt we do that before?she ventured figuring she could always claim the question was asked under tipsy circumstances later and leave it at that. Already the moonlight on his face shimmered too brightly and the world tilted. She took her first big deep breath in a bit.
This is g-g-going to sound fucking psychotic  to put-put-put it lightly. Bu-but, I made a promise to my-myse-myself that Id consider myself abstinent while Im at my sisters place out of respect. Earlier, I was worried that once we got goingI didnt know if I could stop.
There are other places to occupy ourselves than in the house, you know.
It slipped from her lips before she could shut her big, fat trap.
Good to know youre thinking ahead.He said with raised brows and a very masculine, very pleased with himself smile. Shall we go get dinner?
Sure, but, um…” Chloe looked in the direction of his lap.

Its a hard on, not debilitating. Itll just make me walk a little gingerly and awkward for a bit,he dryly remarked.