Red Neck Stir Fry

So, Husband and I were supposed to make it to the store today. We were lazy instead and I was hungry. I salvaged what was in our pantry and made what I like to call Red Neck Stir Fry:

• Fried spam cut into pieces and cooked until crispy on the outside
• Green beans from a can cooked in the microwave
• Long grain rice cooked in a rice cooker with lots of chicken broth
• An egg or two either fried or runny over top of the whole mess

Instant deliciousness.